Free stuff, everybody say Yeah............

tHe oTher dAy; while we we're going over to mom and dad's I drove by this house that had a big pile ready for the garbage man. So what does my wondering eyes see; a free wooden ladder just waiting for me. So, I scanned and drove by a little to quick; but lucky for me, I'm as good as Saint Nick. I quickly turned around before anyone else spotted my treasure and slid it in; it was light as a feather. Much to my son's O'w no, I'm ducking, hope no one see's; I gleefully smiled and said; BUT IT'S FREE.